Receiving presents is without doubt one of the few issues I’m good at. issues I shouldn’t spend cash on is one other. So, in fact, an article the place I can mix windowshopping and telling folks what I must really feel alive once more in 2023 is correct up my alley. I don’t know most of you effectively sufficient so that you can really feel obligated to get me something. Nonetheless, that doesn’t imply I can’t allow you to store to your bizarre little horror nerd pal that reminds you of me. That’s proper! By telling the plenty what I need for the vacation season, I’m giving a few of you the best reward of all. That’s known as progress.
A Good Man Doll (Chucky)
I’ve needed my very own Good Man Doll since I used to be a small youngster. If I get one, I’ll carry my pal to the tip with me in every single place. We’ll pull as much as brunch collectively. We’ll run all my errands collectively. Chucky shall be my one carry-on once I journey. I’ll finally discover his Tiffany and G.G. to have household dinners. For sure, that is the reward that might additionally turn into my persona.
Fan Expo New Orleans
One among my targets subsequent 12 months is to discover a method to make it to extra cons and festivals. What higher approach than to begin that off in New Orleans in January? Image me in my TARDIS cardigan crying at my favs who’ve the misfortune of being in attendance. Additionally, New Orleans is an efficient time, even when I solely do princess spins close to the cubicles the place I can not afford to get issues signed. Some visitors I’m instantly freaking out about are Giancarlo Esposito, Christina Ricci, Eduardo Franco, and Joseph Quinn.
Freddy Krueger’s Sweater
Petty Freddy is the rationale I’m the best way I’m. I’ve all the time needed this sweater and can proceed to ask for it. It’s a heat and cozy nod to one of many franchises that made me. Freddy was one among my imaginary buddies as a child, so I really feel like I would like it. I additionally really feel like I’d stay in it although. This may also make it more durable to get Robert Englund to signal it if I see him at a con subsequent 12 months.
Get Out: The Full Annotated Screenplay
I’m a Monkeypaw stan account, however I don’t personal any merch. Whereas I wouldn’t flip down something of their retailer, I’ve my eye on the Get Out screenplay. Not simply because I’m a author! I cherished this film, and all of us need eyes on Jordan Peele’s scripts. It’s additionally on this checklist as a result of THE Tananarive Due wrote the introduction, and I do know I would like each phrase of that for my life. Whereas we’re speaking about Ms. Due, I additionally want her newest graphic novel The Keeper.
Halloween Blanket
I’m a consolation bitch, and I’m additionally an unique Halloween bitch. So, letting me get comfy beneath this blanket as I watch the OG Michael Myers terrorize Haddonfield is probably essentially the most considerate reward there’s for me. I like the quilt artwork, and it hits my nostalgia buttons in the fitting methods. I’m immediately transported to once I was a child ghoul, and Mikey was my imaginary pal.
Horror Noire
I’ve watched the Shudder documentary a number of instances however nonetheless haven’t learn the e book. A replica of Horror Noire feels necessary for any horror nerd who’s an aspiring horror historian. Plus it’ll give me a bit extra perception into the severely underrated Blaxploitation horror films which can be normally onerous to search out. I would like it.
Horror Tarot Deck and Guidebook
I began pulling my very own playing cards this 12 months and am sporting out my True Coronary heart deck. I’ve been trying to find a second deck, and sadly the Buffy The Vampire Slayer one is not going to drop till March. Nonetheless, this beautiful deck exists and is ready to discover a dwelling with me. As a result of I’m nonetheless a newbie, the guidebook will come in useful, too. Plus it’s simply all the time cool to merge a few of my pursuits in enjoyable methods.
Males, Ladies, And Chainsaws
This e book has been on my radar for years! I’ve three podcasts which can be about horror by means of intersectional lenses. So this e book dissecting gender within the style appears made for me. I can virtually hear myself quoting it on my reveals. Pulling quotes for a number of the articles I write. Carrying it round and at last proudly owning that I’m a pupil of horror. I shall be my most obnoxious and well-read self.
A Shudder Subscription
My subscription is about to auto-renew in March. That doesn’t imply I’d look a present subscription within the mouth although. Shudder is that lady, and the perfect reward you may give a horror fan. She places out a brand new film virtually weekly. She has obscure deep cuts merged with classics. She additionally has gifted us with Horror Noire and Queer For Concern. She’s actually the one app 100% about catering to all horror followers. She is a queen amongst peasants.
Stranger Issues Funko Pop Figures
There may be nothing cuter than Funko Pop Figures. Whereas I nonetheless must develop my whole assortment, I’ve my eye on the Stranger Issues assortment particularly. Whereas Erica and Eddie are my favourite characters, I’ve been on this journey since season one and wish EVERYONE. I’m going to wish them to consolation me as I watch the final season beneath my weighted blanket. All of them are cute and inexpensive, they usually appear to have one for each predominant character. Which is a whole lot of predominant characters…
Tatum’s Iconic Outfit
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Poltergeists and Paramours have a whole lot of stuff I’ve talked myself into pondering I might pull off. Nonetheless, the Tatum Riley loss of life outfit from the unique Scream is a temper. My chubby ass would really feel too cute to care that I’m not going by means of the pet door. Nothing about this outfit is in my colour palette, and I don’t care. Whereas we’re right here, I additionally need this Overlook Skater Gown and 9 different seems to be from this web site.
Wonderfalls Full Sequence
I’m a Bryan Fuller lady residing in a Bryan Fuller world. Which is why I NEED this collection. I found it after I fell in love with Pushing Daisies, and it has been my life aim to check them aspect by aspect for easter eggs. Whereas I’ll take any Bryan Fuller collection, I feel that is the one I need him to signal if I ever see him in the true world. It’s not simply because my Pushing Daisies DVDs seem like they have been attacked by a cocaine bear after years of use both. I need it signed as a result of it’s one of many two first entries into the Fullerverse, however it’s the one that can match into my purse the best. As a result of Lifeless Like Me had two seasons and Wonderfalls solely had one. TV didn’t deserve her, however I did!
Let me know if any of this stuff are in your wishlist, too, at @misssharai.
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